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12/30/07 JESSICA SIMPSON ARRESTED TO BOOST HER CAREER....
An earlier report claimed that she was set to bare all and go full frontal for the sake of a hit. A source that was cited
claimed that Jessica was considering it as it would "put her on the map" and help her career. Seems silly since
nobodies career has ever been 'put on the map' for being butt ass naked and showing your wussy....
On Sunday Jessica got a little help from a very unlikely source.... Michelle Pfeifer . Michelle says she is ready for a
remake of the hit musical Grease - especially if Jessica Simpson stars in the film. That's what Page Six claims and
they have Michelle quoted in the item. If this happens, at least Jessica can keep her clothes on. Jessica Simpson is
desperately trying to revive her career as an actress. She has a good reason, her film "Blonde Ambition" was not
received well and was only released in Texas and wound up as the lowest opening in film history.
What Jessica needs to do is get arrested, do a sextape that suddenly gets out unexpected, get caught in a DUI with
drugs on her and have a fabulous mugshot taken so that it can be all over the internet... I mean we have already
seen Britney's vagina we really don't need to see Jessica's...
Click here for more Jessica Simpson Photos...
An earlier report claimed that she was set to bare all and go full frontal for the sake of a hit. A source that was cited
claimed that Jessica was considering it as it would "put her on the map" and help her career. Seems silly since
nobodies career has ever been 'put on the map' for being butt ass naked and showing your wussy....
On Sunday Jessica got a little help from a very unlikely source.... Michelle Pfeifer . Michelle says she is ready for a
remake of the hit musical Grease - especially if Jessica Simpson stars in the film. That's what Page Six claims and
they have Michelle quoted in the item. If this happens, at least Jessica can keep her clothes on. Jessica Simpson is
desperately trying to revive her career as an actress. She has a good reason, her film "Blonde Ambition" was not
received well and was only released in Texas and wound up as the lowest opening in film history.
What Jessica needs to do is get arrested, do a sextape that suddenly gets out unexpected, get caught in a DUI with
drugs on her and have a fabulous mugshot taken so that it can be all over the internet... I mean we have already
seen Britney's vagina we really don't need to see Jessica's...
Click here for more Jessica Simpson Photos...
